A NEW FEATURE AT LEN IS RIGHT!!

My friends and avid readers:
Here at Len Is Right we are always striving to bring you the best in observations of life, sports, religion, food and my beloved sauces, and the world in general. We are always trying to make sure we stay on the cutting edge by bringing you the freshest of topics and giving you insights on how life should be lived, tolerated, and enjoyed as we here at Len Is Right see it.

Given that fact and given that our pledge to you, the faithful reader, is that we will strive to help you along in your search for truth, justice, and sanity in these trying times, Len Is Right will now bring you a New Feature. Starting today, and continuing from now on, Len Is Right will give you the Answers to all questions you may have. That is not to say that Len Is Right is turning into Ask Jeeves. Please read on....

ADVICE FOR ALL!!
That's right folks. Advice for all. This is NOT Dear Abby. I will not pull any punches. I will give you the advice that is needed without concern for feelings. Why? Because if you want the real answers, the real advice, you have to get it the Len Is Right way. And that's what I promise.

I know what you're wondering. What kind of person asks for advice at Len Is Right? Who is your advice for? Those are good questions. And our answer is, we have advice for the love-lorn. Advice for the morally bankrupt. Advice for the wandering of spirit. Advice for the confused. Advice for the stupid. Advice for the curious. If you need advice we have your answer. We'll tell you how to find the right mate. We'll tell you how to find the right job, how to deal with difficult people, and who to bribe when the chips are down. We'll tell you how much to tip, what cold medicines are best, and as you well know, what sauces to try. Which car to buy, which shoes to accessorize with, which style of condom to use, why teaching is the most important profession, which Running Back to start on your fantasy team, the pros and cons of charcoal and gas when grilling, and why you should NEVER, EVER say to a woman, "Hey lady, who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

C'MON LEN, WHAT'S THE CATCH?
The Catch, and there is a catch people, is that I require your participation. I can't answer questions and give advice if you're not willing to join the fray. So far, the only person who has left comments is the Edge Of Darkness. While this mirrors our Fantasy Football League (where I am the Commissioner), it would behoove others to write in. You can easily be a part of the LEN IS RIGHT community by just clicking on the Leave Comment button at the end of each fresh blog. I will then address your question in the next blog. If you are reluctant to leave your real name, give yourself an alias, like the Edge of Darkness, or Born To Eat Toast, or even Breaks Wind At Formal Dinners. Or, if you prefer, you can email me at inextools@hotpop.com

All we are asking is that you give Len Is Right a chance to prove two things. We can come up with an answer for any question, and that YOU are smart because you know that LEN IS RIGHT.

So, there it is. My challenge and cordial invitation to you. And please, please, please pass the site address on to your ENTIRE address list. Because, how can the world be made right if it doesn't know that Len Is Right? This act of selflessness will bring many thanks from ALL the people in your life when they realize that it was you that hooked them up with LEN IS RIGHT.

THE MOVEMENT TOWARDS ENLIGHTENMENT HAS BEGUN
...and you, my friends, are at the forefront. Accept the role of Pioneer. Realize the true greatness that is being thrust upon you. Embrace YOUR rightness. You can give a man a fish and feed him for a day, or you can teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Help the world to know that LEN IS RIGHT. I can't do it alone, though I try my best. Spread the Word, Sing the Chant, Be Right. Tell them all that LEN IS RIGHT.

Be at Peace.
I am,
Len Tollerton