Monday, July 31, 2006

A NOTE TO MRS. KOEHLER

Hello friends:
Today, a very short post intended for the attention of one dear person. I'm sorry, make that two. But I'm also hoping that everyone reads and enjoys it.

Mrs. Koehler:
Finally, after 14 despicable years of hope and disappointment, it looks like the Piece of Garbage Braves from Atlanta will be handing over the Division Crown to the only other team that deserves it. It was extremely enjoyable watching the first Mets sweep of the Braves in Atlanta since 1985.

Miss J. Koehler:
The enjoyment factor was made exponentially so by having Crapper Jones injure his oblique muscle. Watching him writhe in pain in the Braves dugout was almost as good as smacking his smug-ass face myself.

To both Koehler women:
DIE BRAVES!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

To the rest of my fantastic readers, even Brick City Craig the Braves fan, I'd like to thank you for indulging this long-suffering Mets fan. You see, the Mets, too, have insured that Len Is Right!!!

L. Tollerton

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